Do You Work Here?

So I decided to hit the mall tonight just to browse. My browsing led to giving the appearance of working in several of the stores. I was just looking at clothes and shoes with purse in hand and I had several people come up to me and ask for help. I was so confused, only to later find out each person thought I worked there! This actually happened at a few stores and on some of my previous shopping occasions. I guess my shopability has been reduced to workability. Kohl's and the internship have ruined me! I have now become a detailed and clean shopper instead of a sloppy rude one. So much for "blending" back in to the real world. Will anything ever be the same again?