Dinner Discussions

While mom is making dinner she decides to add some fruit for the side. She digs into the refridgerator and pulls out the remaining pears, all soft and bruised. She tries to salvage the remains over the kitchen sink. While doing so, she exclaims, "The fruit has gone bad. Ethan, you're not eating enough pears!" (Pears are his favorite fruit.)

And Ethan replies, "Pairs of what?"

Mom says, "Pears a fruit."